some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD
favorite television characters | britta perry
fine! i cared. i'm a girly-girl. i like boys and i don't like it when they're mean to me and i don't like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends. i'm not that cool. i'm not juno, okay, homeslice.
look, i know you think we should call it. but, i don’t wanna give up on this, even if we don’t know what this is. i wanna un-call it. please, can we un-call it? and before you say no, — don’t say no.